Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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