either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
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We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
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No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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