i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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