This is not my ceiling
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
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you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
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After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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