just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
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I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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