did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
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It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
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It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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