The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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