I got chris browned last night
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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