you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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