I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
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My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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