shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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