you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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