You surviving the open bar?
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No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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