I think I am morally bankrupt
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
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Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
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Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
He did a backflip because drugs
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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