we're blogging at a bar
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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