My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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