the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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