Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
