I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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