dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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What a dumb baby whore.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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