Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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