i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
barbara walters just said penis...
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
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You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
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"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Someone signed my nipple.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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