hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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