You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
This girl is more easily done than said...
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Randomize
