when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
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she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
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Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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