I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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