Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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