honey bunches of taint.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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