That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
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i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
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It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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