i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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