i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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