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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose

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(612): View more from Minnesota

So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?

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(703): View more from Virginia

She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.

(540): View more from Virginia

Ew, and?!

(703): View more from Virginia

Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.

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(636): View more from Missouri

Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".

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(661): View more from California

My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss

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(954): View more from Florida

I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.

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(313): View more from Michigan

Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation

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(909): View more from California

I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.

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