Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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