I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Mom said you looked used
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
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So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
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He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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