I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
