looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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