I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
how does that bad decision feel?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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