i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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