so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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