I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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