just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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