so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
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I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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