one might say we're banned from that church
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
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she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
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my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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