so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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