I'm gonna have a badass scar
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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