The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
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she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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