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(949): View more from California

mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.

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(563): View more from Iowa

you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?

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(905): View more from Toronto

she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.

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(678): View more from Georgia

it's not cheating when I paid for it

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five

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(973): View more from New Jersey

when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?

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(505): View more from New Mexico

We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.

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