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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping

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• (936): View more from Texas

  you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"

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  I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...

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• (904): View more from Florida

  now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.

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• (845): View more from New York

  You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.

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• (786): View more from Florida

  Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.

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