mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
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On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
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As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.