need another drink. this is the easiest way
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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