this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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