Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
There r osticjed everywhere
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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