im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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