she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
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He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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