that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
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i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
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I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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